autopilot-disengaged:

definitivelysarah:

"No homo" cries the team at the dig site. The head archaeologist sinks to his knees, sobbing. He has dedicated his entire career to the pursuit of homo habilis, an important part of the hominid evolutionary line. All his work led up to this archaeological dig site. But now, his whole life has been for nothing. There is no homo….there is only Australopithecus.

I read this to a group of archaeologists and they completely lost their shit

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officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

behold, it is i, the evil social justice warrior, here to ruin your fun by pointing out that you’re being kind of an asshole

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freeshawarmas:

jehovas-witness:

internetexplorers:

cheese3d:

nothings worse than soft grapes

soft apples

soft dicks

☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽

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I found a gifset of my relationship with Travis

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concentrationlamp:

Sometimes I feel like I might finally be content with the way I look, and then I look in the mirror and it’s like

image

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multidjc:

j-ckie:

romamochi:

profmth:

Mitt Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history.



i just spit my drink everywHERE omfG


I’m not even sorry

Oh my god

multidjc:

j-ckie:

romamochi:

profmth:

Mitt Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history.

image

i just spit my drink everywHERE omfG

Is it wrong to love this?

I’m not even sorry

Oh my god

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shitjimmyshoots:

Abandoned Plantation Manor (Virginia)

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"Faggot"

little-veganite:

sagansense:

Captive by Gaston Lacombe

Lacombe on his project:

We relish the chance to see these animals up close, but we also often fail to notice the habitats in which we keep them. That is why I photograph from a regular visitor’s perspective, instead of doing a behind-the-scenes documentary. I want the viewer to revisit what they see in zoos, and look beyond the animal. So, really, these photos are not about the animals - they are about us. It documents what happens when humans use animals as objects of display and entertainment.

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this is possibly the saddest post on this site

I refuse to visit the zoo. 

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erosgoldenstar:

Today my English teacher was acting grumpy and halfway through class she sighed and said “I’m sorry I’m cranky today guys, I just keep thinking about the How I Met Your Mother finale”

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eerz:

Damn, girls with leg tattoos sure take a lot of bubble baths

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unclefather:

gf: Come over

me: i can’t i’m skiing

gf: I have dog treats

me: image

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sckrpnch:

She’s beauty and she’s grace, she’s Miss United States

sckrpnch:

She’s beauty and she’s grace, she’s Miss United States

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